My ears. They are ringing.
are u gonna answer em
I’m gonna fucking murder you
side effects of being friends with me include gaining extensive knowledge of tv shows you dont watch or care about
Interviewer: Has a woman ever made you cry?
Seth Meyers: Well, I’m just going to get this out of the way: I’m a crier. When my girlfriend and I talk about being happy, I’ll get choked up, which I think is the greatest gift you can give a girlfriend.
“I love my wife.” // “Him. I’m sorry. You were going to ask me to choose, right? Do you wanna finish?”
sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?